https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/breaking-church-potluck-sign-up-sheet-reveals-alarming-trend-toward-store-bought-items 2026-03-06T10:00:07-06:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-11.png?v=1772310371 "BREAKING: Church Potluck Sign-Up Sheet Reveals Alarming Trend Toward Store-Bought Items" https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/%F0%9F%8F%88-alert-churchs-super-bowl-party-more-focused-on-halftime-prayer-than-actual-game 2026-02-28T14:36:41-06:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-12.png?v=1772311001 🏈 ALERT: Church's Super Bowl Party More Focused on Halftime Prayer Than Actual Game https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/%F0%9F%92%9D-breaking-christian-couples-valentines-date-requires-theological-compatibility-quiz 2026-02-28T14:40:47-06:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-13.png?v=1772311247 💝 BREAKING: Christian Couple's Valentine's Date Requires Theological Compatibility Quiz https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/%E2%98%95-exclusive-churchs-ash-wednesday-service-accidentally-uses-coffee-grounds-instead-of-ashes 2026-02-28T14:44:40-06:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-14.png?v=1772311480 ☕ EXCLUSIVE: Church's Ash Wednesday Service Accidentally Uses Coffee Grounds Instead of Ashes https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/%F0%9F%93%96-urgent-mans-new-years-resolution-bible-reading-plan-already-47-days-behind 2026-02-28T14:52:30-06:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-15.png?v=1772311950 📖 URGENT: Man's New Year's Resolution Bible Reading Plan Already 47 Days Behind https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/alert-reformed-christians-celebrate-pi-day-with-same-energy-as-theological-debates 2026-03-13T10:00:10-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-19.png?v=1772318634 🥧 ALERT: Reformed Christians Celebrate Pi Day With Same Energy as Theological Debates https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/%E2%98%98%EF%B8%8F-exclusive-reformed-church-debates-whether-celebrating-st-patricks-day-constitutes-catholic-sympathy 2026-03-20T10:00:06-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-2.png?v=1772565047 ☘️ EXCLUSIVE: Reformed Church Debates Whether Celebrating St. Patrick's Day Constitutes Catholic Sympathy https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/%E2%98%95-developing-churchs-new-coffee-machine-more-complicated-than-systematic-theology 2026-03-27T10:00:04-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-4.png?v=1772565793 ☕ DEVELOPING: Church's New Coffee Machine More Complicated Than Systematic Theology https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/breaking-prairie-ridge-reformed-churchs-seeker-friendly-initiative-encounters-actual-seekers 2026-04-09T19:36:34-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-10.png?v=1775781394 BREAKING: PRAIRIE RIDGE REFORMED CHURCH'S SEEKER-FRIENDLY INITIATIVE ENCOUNTERS ACTUAL SEEKERS https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/alert-christian-mans-accountability-partner-just-friend-who-gets-weekly-sin-reports 2026-04-17T10:00:04-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-10_8335b90c-e346-45f9-a639-ce57fc21b008.png?v=1775928160 ALERT: Christian Man's 'Accountability Partner' Just Friend Who Gets Weekly Sin Reports https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/urgent-prairie-ridge-reformed-church-marks-earth-day-with-extended-debate-on-whether-creation-care-constitutes-theological-compromise 2026-04-24T09:53:32-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-15_7f4d4934-06e2-4302-a0f4-71862fb5702b.png?v=1777042412 URGENT: PRAIRIE RIDGE REFORMED CHURCH MARKS EARTH DAY WITH EXTENDED DEBATE ON WHETHER CREATION CARE CONSTITUTES THEOLOGICAL COMPROMISE https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/breaking-prairie-ridge-reformed-business-meeting-produces-47-minute-procedural-debate-before-the-first-agenda-item-is-reached 2026-05-01T10:40:43-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-16.png?v=1777650043 BREAKING: PRAIRIE RIDGE REFORMED BUSINESS MEETING PRODUCES 47-MINUTE PROCEDURAL DEBATE BEFORE THE FIRST AGENDA ITEM IS REACHED https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/alert-prairie-ridge-honors-its-mothers-theologically 2026-05-08T08:49:04-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-19_428304cf-1919-4f2d-835b-981830357d69.png?v=1778248144 ALERT: Prairie Ridge Honors Its Mothers. Theologically. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/developing-elder-hoffstead-and-caleb-mercer-finally-got-coffee 2026-05-15T09:46:14-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-21.png?v=1778856374 DEVELOPING: Elder Hoffstead and Caleb Mercer Finally Got Coffee. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/urgent-the-worship-committee-has-convened-brandon-has-prepared-materials 2026-05-22T10:43:07-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-24.png?v=1779464587 URGENT: The Worship Committee Has Convened. Brandon Has Prepared Materials. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/the-q2-dispatch-field-report-everything-still-developing-nothing-yet-resolved 2026-05-29T09:47:07-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-25.png?v=1780066027 THE Q2 DISPATCH FIELD REPORT: Everything Still Developing. Nothing Yet Resolved. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/the-vbs-theme-is-nine-words-long 2026-06-05T10:00:08-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-28.png?v=1780147784 The VBS Theme Is Nine Words Long https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/tallow-theology-has-a-waitlist-travis-has-feelings 2026-06-12T10:00:04-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-30.png?v=1780150172 Tallow & Theology Has a Waitlist. Travis Has Feelings. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/prairie-ridge-honored-its-fathers-in-11-minutes 2026-06-19T10:00:02-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-32.png?v=1780153159 Prairie Ridge Honored Its Fathers in 11 Minutes https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/the-june-field-report-summer-is-here-nothing-is-resolved 2026-06-26T10:00:04-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-34.png?v=1780154693 The June Field Report: Summer Is Here. Nothing Is Resolved. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/twenty-three-children-forty-seven-juice-boxes-one-question-about-jonah-s-whale-that-nobody-was-prepared-for 2026-07-03T10:00:05-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1.png?v=1783088057 Twenty-three children. Forty-seven juice boxes. One question about Jonah’s whale that nobody was prepared for. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/caleb-mercer-completes-reading-of-1992-prairie-ridge-reformed-church-constitution-submits-seventeen-questions-to-elder-board-elder-hoffstead-requests-change-of-subject 2026-07-10T10:00:05-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-36_88fc83d9-fb7d-4a66-95cd-7da5d464463f.png?v=1783686080 CALEB MERCER COMPLETES READING OF 1992 PRAIRIE RIDGE REFORMED CHURCH CONSTITUTION; SUBMITS SEVENTEEN QUESTIONS TO ELDER BOARD; ELDER HOFFSTEAD REQUESTS CHANGE OF SUBJECT https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/breaking-prairie-ridge-reformed-fellowship-hall-renovation-formally-un-tabled-after-seven-consecutive-postponements-elder-hoffstead-presents-twelve-point-timeline-nathan-briggs-requests-coffee-station-in-phase-one 2026-07-17T10:00:08-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Monday_1-3_938e8958-4824-4a53-99e2-6047943ec480.png?v=1784251372 BREAKING: PRAIRIE RIDGE REFORMED FELLOWSHIP HALL RENOVATION FORMALLY UN-TABLED AFTER SEVEN CONSECUTIVE POSTPONEMENTS; ELDER HOFFSTEAD PRESENTS TWELVE-POINT TIMELINE; NATHAN BRIGGS REQUESTS COFFEE STATION IN PHASE ONE https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/brandon-keyes-launches-personal-newsletter-titled-soli-deo-gloria-weekly-reflections-on-worship-culture-and-the-regulative-principle-fourteen-subscribers-reported-elder-hoffstead-among-the-uninformed 2026-07-24T13:03:32-05:00 weekly https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/brandon-s-newsletter-has-31-subscribers-he-is-calling-it-organic-growth 2026-08-14T10:00:14-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_3240f4e2-c60b-4c18-b164-ae4d8bfc2ce2.png?v=1786712766 Brandon’s Newsletter Has 31 Subscribers. He Is Calling It Organic Growth. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/the-fellowship-hall-has-a-budget-the-objections-arrived-simultaneously 2026-08-21T10:00:03-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_22e0c62d-cb90-4a7b-bd7b-d3154126d9b6.png?v=1787254505 The Fellowship Hall Has a Budget. The Objections Arrived Simultaneously. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/the-august-field-report-summer-is-over-the-committees-have-not-adjourned 2026-08-28T10:00:12-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_eaa019f7-88f9-492c-981a-fdca8ec65441.png?v=1787927998 The August Field Report: Summer Is Over. The Committees Have Not Adjourned. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/phase-1-has-a-start-date-nathan-is-a-one-man-subcommittee-he-s-fine-with-it 2026-09-04T10:10:01-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_2b6ea9a3-1656-4a8e-a8fa-9d82853a348f.png?v=1788534365 Phase 1 Has a Start Date. Nathan Is a One-Man Subcommittee. He’s Fine With It. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/phase-1-has-begun-the-contractor-asked-who-nathan-was-nathan-said-the-subcommittee 2026-09-11T10:00:04-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_206a0966-a9bf-4aa6-b37b-3232406141b5.png?v=1789134827 Phase 1 Has Begun. The Contractor Asked Who Nathan Was. Nathan Said ‘The Subcommittee.’ https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/the-sermon-series-has-a-part-3-nobody-expected-a-part-3 2026-09-18T10:00:02-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_5214cb0e-be3d-4762-8776-651f66dc0ea9.png?v=1789739234 The Sermon Series Has a Part 3. Nobody Expected a Part 3. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/the-september-field-report-fall-at-prairie-ridge-everything-is-under-construction 2026-09-25T10:00:17-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_72d7cb6f-84da-456b-b0ea-57063a70fb71.png?v=1790346362 The September Field Report: Fall at Prairie Ridge. Everything Is Under Construction. https://squirrellyjoes.com/blogs/news/prairie-ridge-is-observing-reformation-day-brandon-has-12-pages-about-it 2026-10-02T10:00:04-05:00 weekly https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0550/0403/7202/articles/Shopify_Blog_Template_0f1425a8-909f-40c0-b97a-f13424806c42.png?v=1790946422 Prairie Ridge Is Observing Reformation Day. Brandon Has 12 Pages About It.